A reason to laugh...

K, so I got this email from a friend, and it made me laugh!?!! Perfect for today!! So I wanted to share it with you, just in case you need a reason to laugh too...

CHURCH HEADLINES:
~Ladies, don't forget the rummage sale. It's a chance to get rid of those things not worth keeping around the house. Bring your husbands.
~Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our community. Smile at someone who is hard to love. Say 'Hell' to someone who doesn't care much about you.
~Don't let worry kill you off - let the Church help.
~Miss Charlene Mason sang 'I will not pass this way again,' giving obvious pleasure to the congregation.
~For those of you who have children and don't know it, we have a nursery downstairs.
~Next Thursday there will be tryouts for the choir. They need all the help they can get..
~Irving Benson and Jessie Carter were married on October 24 in the church. So ends a friendship that began in their school days.
~A bean supper will be held on Tuesday evening in the church hall. Music will follow.
~At the evening service tonight, the sermon topic will be 'What Is Hell?' Come early and listen to our choir practice.
~Eight new choir robes are currently needed due to the addition of several new members and to the deterioration of some older ones.
~Scouts are saving aluminum cans, bottles and other items to be recycled. Proceeds will be used to cripple children.
~Please place your donation in the envelope along with the deceased person you want remembered.
~The church will host an evening of fine dining, super entertainment and gracious hostility.
~Potluck supper Sunday at 5:00 PM - prayer and medication to follow.
~The ladies of the Church have cast off clothing of every kind. They may be seen in the basement on Friday afternoon.
~This evening at 7 PM there will be a hymn singing in the park across from the Church. Bring a blanket and come prepared to sin.
~Ladies Bible Study will be held Thursday morning at 10 AM. All ladies are invited to lunch in the Fellowship Hall after the B. S. Is done.
~The pastor would appreciate it if the ladies of the Congregation would lend him their electric girdles for the pancake breakfast next Sunday..
~Low Self Esteem Support Group will meet Thursday at 7 PM. Please use the back door...
~The eighth-graders will be presenting Shakespeare's Hamlet in the Church basement Friday at 7 PM. The congregation is invited to attend this tragedy.
~Weight Watchers will meet at 7 PM at the First Presbyterian Church.. Please use large double door at the side entrance.
~The Associate Minister unveiled the church's new campaign slogan last Sunday: 'I Upped My Pledge - Up Yours!'

Hope you got a giggle or two!! Wishin' ya a great month =0)